I got a call from Larry "Bull" Smith at about dawn this morning. Of course he was bounding out of bed and preparing himself for Nevada's day in the political sun. Today we caucused and I've got to say it was an impressive matter. Which is not the same thing as saying it was either a good idea or an organized manner of conducting our political affairs. First of all it was colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg this morning. Larry called when I was out feeding the horses and the thermometer on the tack shed was reading a balmy 17 degrees. At the conclusion of the caucus some four hours later it had warmed up considerably to almost freezing.
Now as to the caucus itself I must say that it was gratifying to see so many Republicans in one place. The State party had figured on a few hundred GOP voters to show up at the caucus sites. Instead there were several thousand at my caucus location. That translated to chaos since there weren't enough ballots at my precinct and we were crowded into a gym and high school classrooms to elect delegates. My precinct was inside the gym where you couldn't hear a damned thing. I was sitting in back and kept hollering down to the precinct leader to repeat. Then they tried to get us to elect delegates to the county convention next month. I threw a wrench into that gearbox by pointing out that we would be voting for delegates when we didn't have any idea about whom those delegates supported.
That prompted each of the delegate wannabees to announce who they supported. In good news for Dan "the Friendly Neighborhood Spider" Stanfield, the Mittwitts far outstripped the supporters of any other candidate. I then asked if there were any conservatives around. That got some laughs from the legitimate Republicans present. Two women stood up and said that they were running for a position as delegate and that they both supported Fred Thompson. They got my vote and the votes of my neighbors who had been leaning towards a Thompson-Romney split. Fortunately for them I was able to counsel them about their marital discord, demonstrate to the Mrs. how she was in error in doubting her Thompson supporting husband, and getting her to change her vote to the Tennessee Stud. So I accomplished my goal of ensuring at least one delegate from my precinct was voting for Thompson.
Sadly, I don't think there were enough Frednecks out there today, whether it was in South Carolina or here in the land of Dust and Lust. Time will tell of course and naturally any Republican in this race, with the exceptions of Rupaul and Julie-annie, is preferable to any candidate mustered from the party of sedition. Aka democrats. Naturally it was democrats who foisted the caucus system off on us in Nevada and today we got to see the Persian bazaar manner in which the dems routinely conduct business. Any right thinking man or woman who could watch a democrat caucus and then willingly vote for them to govern the affairs of the nation, can safely be considered devoid of common sense.
One nice thing about the Nevada caucus has been watching the liberals eat their own. Team Clinton v. Team Obama has been the best fight booked in Vegas all year. The creation of nine Super Caucus sites in Las Vegas was a political farce. The Culinary Union flexed its muscle and threw its support to foreign agent and Manchurian Candidate Hussein Obama, simultaneously throwing dirt on the junior Senator from New York and wife of the IMPEACHED ex-president. Had that union supported her, there would have been no sniveling about the establishment of caucus sites inside the casinos. Since the foreign agent won the endorsement of the union over the howls of the Clintons, they were prepared to fight the establishment of those casino caucus sites had she lost the caucus. Instead, she whose name must not be mentioned, satan's candidate, and the only candidate endorsed by the People's Liberation Army of the Republic of China, won the State of Nevada democrat caucus.
What chaps my hide about the establishment of those super caucus sites in Las Vegas is the naked pandering to voters the act represents. No other class of workers gets to vote where they work but you gotta love the democrats. They go to the voters most likely to be illegal aliens, most likely NOT to have legitimate ID, the voters who most want handouts from the government and the voters most likely to want America to fail in the War on Terror. You know, the voters known as the democrat base. Then again, all we had to do was look at the caucus start times to know who the Americans who actually contribute to society are. The Republicans caucused at 0900. Of course most of us work real jobs and are accustomed to being up early so a 0900 start time for us was like the middle of the day. Get the caucus over with, grab some lunch and then get on with the rest of the day.
Not so the democrats. Their start time of 1100 allowed for them to roll out of bed at 1000, treat their hangovers, fire up a bowl of Humboldt Homegrown Polio Weed, and catch the bus to their caucus site. Once there they were probably greeted with snarls from the precinct mothers, living reminders of the FDR era, passing out literature detailing the many acts of sedition committed by the democrat candidates. The aroma of hemp and chai tea was probably thick in the air. Kucinich supporters probably stood out in their 70% post-recycled hemp t-shirts and tri-color berets. Obama supporters no doubt hung to one side, shades pulled down and cigarets drooping from the corner of their mouths. Edwards supporters probably grieved for their candidate in one (small) corner, wondering how a man with such perfect hair could lose any election. (Answer: perfect hair doesn't fill the empty suit.)Clinton supporters probably threatened any dissenters with a trip to Fort Marcy Park, while taking down their names and greasing the palms of NEA bosses.
In other words, chaos ruled the day in Nevada. Romney wins walking away and she whose name must not be mentioned also posts a victory. If it comes down to those two in November, it won't be much of a choice. We'll be able to vote for a man who recently discovered he's a conservative or a woman who has never discovered that she is an American and has never read the Constitution. Of course she's probably well versed with Das Kapital and Mao's little red book. Well God blessed us, may He look over us as we once again try our best to undo the efforts of our Founding Fathers.
Smilin' Paul Villa U.S. Senate 2010
cyber-Congressman, R-Reno
Proud Member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy and 2 SUV Family
Now as to the caucus itself I must say that it was gratifying to see so many Republicans in one place. The State party had figured on a few hundred GOP voters to show up at the caucus sites. Instead there were several thousand at my caucus location. That translated to chaos since there weren't enough ballots at my precinct and we were crowded into a gym and high school classrooms to elect delegates. My precinct was inside the gym where you couldn't hear a damned thing. I was sitting in back and kept hollering down to the precinct leader to repeat. Then they tried to get us to elect delegates to the county convention next month. I threw a wrench into that gearbox by pointing out that we would be voting for delegates when we didn't have any idea about whom those delegates supported.
That prompted each of the delegate wannabees to announce who they supported. In good news for Dan "the Friendly Neighborhood Spider" Stanfield, the Mittwitts far outstripped the supporters of any other candidate. I then asked if there were any conservatives around. That got some laughs from the legitimate Republicans present. Two women stood up and said that they were running for a position as delegate and that they both supported Fred Thompson. They got my vote and the votes of my neighbors who had been leaning towards a Thompson-Romney split. Fortunately for them I was able to counsel them about their marital discord, demonstrate to the Mrs. how she was in error in doubting her Thompson supporting husband, and getting her to change her vote to the Tennessee Stud. So I accomplished my goal of ensuring at least one delegate from my precinct was voting for Thompson.
Sadly, I don't think there were enough Frednecks out there today, whether it was in South Carolina or here in the land of Dust and Lust. Time will tell of course and naturally any Republican in this race, with the exceptions of Rupaul and Julie-annie, is preferable to any candidate mustered from the party of sedition. Aka democrats. Naturally it was democrats who foisted the caucus system off on us in Nevada and today we got to see the Persian bazaar manner in which the dems routinely conduct business. Any right thinking man or woman who could watch a democrat caucus and then willingly vote for them to govern the affairs of the nation, can safely be considered devoid of common sense.
One nice thing about the Nevada caucus has been watching the liberals eat their own. Team Clinton v. Team Obama has been the best fight booked in Vegas all year. The creation of nine Super Caucus sites in Las Vegas was a political farce. The Culinary Union flexed its muscle and threw its support to foreign agent and Manchurian Candidate Hussein Obama, simultaneously throwing dirt on the junior Senator from New York and wife of the IMPEACHED ex-president. Had that union supported her, there would have been no sniveling about the establishment of caucus sites inside the casinos. Since the foreign agent won the endorsement of the union over the howls of the Clintons, they were prepared to fight the establishment of those casino caucus sites had she lost the caucus. Instead, she whose name must not be mentioned, satan's candidate, and the only candidate endorsed by the People's Liberation Army of the Republic of China, won the State of Nevada democrat caucus.
What chaps my hide about the establishment of those super caucus sites in Las Vegas is the naked pandering to voters the act represents. No other class of workers gets to vote where they work but you gotta love the democrats. They go to the voters most likely to be illegal aliens, most likely NOT to have legitimate ID, the voters who most want handouts from the government and the voters most likely to want America to fail in the War on Terror. You know, the voters known as the democrat base. Then again, all we had to do was look at the caucus start times to know who the Americans who actually contribute to society are. The Republicans caucused at 0900. Of course most of us work real jobs and are accustomed to being up early so a 0900 start time for us was like the middle of the day. Get the caucus over with, grab some lunch and then get on with the rest of the day.
Not so the democrats. Their start time of 1100 allowed for them to roll out of bed at 1000, treat their hangovers, fire up a bowl of Humboldt Homegrown Polio Weed, and catch the bus to their caucus site. Once there they were probably greeted with snarls from the precinct mothers, living reminders of the FDR era, passing out literature detailing the many acts of sedition committed by the democrat candidates. The aroma of hemp and chai tea was probably thick in the air. Kucinich supporters probably stood out in their 70% post-recycled hemp t-shirts and tri-color berets. Obama supporters no doubt hung to one side, shades pulled down and cigarets drooping from the corner of their mouths. Edwards supporters probably grieved for their candidate in one (small) corner, wondering how a man with such perfect hair could lose any election. (Answer: perfect hair doesn't fill the empty suit.)Clinton supporters probably threatened any dissenters with a trip to Fort Marcy Park, while taking down their names and greasing the palms of NEA bosses.
In other words, chaos ruled the day in Nevada. Romney wins walking away and she whose name must not be mentioned also posts a victory. If it comes down to those two in November, it won't be much of a choice. We'll be able to vote for a man who recently discovered he's a conservative or a woman who has never discovered that she is an American and has never read the Constitution. Of course she's probably well versed with Das Kapital and Mao's little red book. Well God blessed us, may He look over us as we once again try our best to undo the efforts of our Founding Fathers.
Smilin' Paul Villa U.S. Senate 2010
cyber-Congressman, R-Reno
Proud Member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy and 2 SUV Family
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