A day late but certainly no dollar short, here is my Monday Trench Talk for those of you who don't have the honor to work at your local party HQ. The latest round of polls in Nevada show the President up anywhere from 5-9% percent and that has to hurt the JFK people. They are counting on Nevada being a swing state and have invested heavily here in advertising, ground game and registering fraudulent voters. On Saturday evening, I put in an Academy Award worthy performance for the benefit of the local democrats manning a Kerry/Voter registration booth at Street Vibrations. Playing the part of a sympathetic cop who was upset about the President allowing the Assault Weapons Ban to sunset. The dems swooned and I could just feel the message being sent out on their single brainwave network...."oooohh...see not all cops are fascists!"

Having established my bonafides, I was able to milk them for information on how many voters they had registered, a whopping dozen. Now that may sound like a decent turnout but remember that they were surrounded by perhaps 100,000 pedestrians in the area all day Saturday. Given the money they had to spend to procure the booth, it seems a pitiable return on their investment. Then again though we are talking about socialists, if they had any business sense they'd be Republicans. Since they don't, they want the government to provide for their every want and always on the back of the taxpayer.

Speaking of which, as is my recent Monday custom, I reported to County Republican HQ at 0800 and began fielding phonecalls. How is it that democrats and cranks can find time to stiff in complaining phone calls to the Republican party instead of being out looking for a job? Twice the other day I had jesters calling in to request information that they could have obtained from a phonebook. (Of course looking a number up in a phone book is a collosal effort to a lazy leftist). Both complained of the recent Social Security changes and after being given the congressional phone numbers they wanted, implored me to do everything I could to prevent President Bush from winning reelection. The delusion of the left never fails to impress me. HELLO!!!! If I'm working at County Republican HQ, then it should be self-evident that I am doing everything I can to help the President WIN. I must confess though that at least they are entertaining those pesky little democrats...

Smilin' Paul Villa U.S. Senate 2004
cyber-Congressman, R-Reno
Proud Member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy and 2 SUV Family