Well it would appear that our Merry Texan has managed to wrestle his way free from the worldly pleasures of the fleshpots long enough to enlighten us as to the seditious activities of the American left and their enablers in the old media. Fortunately for those of you who are wise enough and legitimate enough to check in here for counterpoints to the unending socialism foisted off on the public in the media and academia, the editorial staff here at NLTS is on the job.
Of course while we continue to monitor developments in the coming presidential race, folks and events in flyover country continue to go about thier daily lives, doing the things that make this great nation of ours function. The lovely Mrs. Smilin' Paul and the Young Conservatives are out at the in-law's ranch this week, doing the types of things that have molded millions of Americans in the past. You know, helping with the hay baling, summer swimming and riding the tractor. Which means in other words that I've been left alone at the sprawling B bar V estate to tend our own herd, catch up on schoolwork and enjoy premium cigars and grilled meat.
As Spider Dan pointed out to me yesterday, (when he wasn't practicing his synchronized swimming with the former bikini model), with all this free time I would be remiss if I didn't check in here and bring you all up to date on something that is near and dear to all of our hearts. I speak of course of college football.
Yes that alternate business season is almost upon us. The time of year when the siren song of pigskin lures tens of millions of Americans into the hazardous waters of sports betting. Which means that the Pollack, the Mexican and the Texan will begin their annual prognostications for your reading pleasure and financial gain. Yes folks, the PMT Sports Betting Service is already hard at work plowing through the numbers, reading the injury reports and agonizing over the truly important questions of the day. Is the Texas Tech defense as improved as they say? Or are the Hub City Bandits all hat and no horse? Can the aspiring convicts from USC knock off the equally talented felons from Ohio State? Are the Georgia Bulldogs really ready for primetime or will the world's largest cocktail party turn into a barroom brawl?
and of course most importantly, will my beloved Texas Longhorns get back into the National Title chase?
After all, some things in life are just as important as politics around here. Now I know most of you tune in here for trenchant political commentary but at this time of year, we offer up our most sought after perk of readership: football picks you can take to the bank. Or your bookie as the case may be. The season starts next Thursday night with Texas-El Paso, Vanderbilt and North Carolina State going on the road to Buffalo, Miami (Oh) and South Carolina respectively. Be sure to check in here next week for picks of the week and get ready to roll in all the Yankee greenbacks you'll be hauling in. Or cry over the emptying wallet as the case may be. Just remember, never bet with scared money and even in our worst losing streak, we could never spend your money faster than B. Hussein Obama could with a democrat controlled Congress. That's another proposition you could take to the bank....
Smilin' Paul Villa U.S. Senate 2010
cyber-Congressman, R-Reno
Proud Member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy and 2 SUV Family
Of course while we continue to monitor developments in the coming presidential race, folks and events in flyover country continue to go about thier daily lives, doing the things that make this great nation of ours function. The lovely Mrs. Smilin' Paul and the Young Conservatives are out at the in-law's ranch this week, doing the types of things that have molded millions of Americans in the past. You know, helping with the hay baling, summer swimming and riding the tractor. Which means in other words that I've been left alone at the sprawling B bar V estate to tend our own herd, catch up on schoolwork and enjoy premium cigars and grilled meat.
As Spider Dan pointed out to me yesterday, (when he wasn't practicing his synchronized swimming with the former bikini model), with all this free time I would be remiss if I didn't check in here and bring you all up to date on something that is near and dear to all of our hearts. I speak of course of college football.
Yes that alternate business season is almost upon us. The time of year when the siren song of pigskin lures tens of millions of Americans into the hazardous waters of sports betting. Which means that the Pollack, the Mexican and the Texan will begin their annual prognostications for your reading pleasure and financial gain. Yes folks, the PMT Sports Betting Service is already hard at work plowing through the numbers, reading the injury reports and agonizing over the truly important questions of the day. Is the Texas Tech defense as improved as they say? Or are the Hub City Bandits all hat and no horse? Can the aspiring convicts from USC knock off the equally talented felons from Ohio State? Are the Georgia Bulldogs really ready for primetime or will the world's largest cocktail party turn into a barroom brawl?
and of course most importantly, will my beloved Texas Longhorns get back into the National Title chase?
After all, some things in life are just as important as politics around here. Now I know most of you tune in here for trenchant political commentary but at this time of year, we offer up our most sought after perk of readership: football picks you can take to the bank. Or your bookie as the case may be. The season starts next Thursday night with Texas-El Paso, Vanderbilt and North Carolina State going on the road to Buffalo, Miami (Oh) and South Carolina respectively. Be sure to check in here next week for picks of the week and get ready to roll in all the Yankee greenbacks you'll be hauling in. Or cry over the emptying wallet as the case may be. Just remember, never bet with scared money and even in our worst losing streak, we could never spend your money faster than B. Hussein Obama could with a democrat controlled Congress. That's another proposition you could take to the bank....
Smilin' Paul Villa U.S. Senate 2010
cyber-Congressman, R-Reno
Proud Member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy and 2 SUV Family
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