Fear not, my fellow legitimate Americans. While I have been on something of a sabbatical (thanks in large part to vacation and the company of a delightful former bikini model), my examination of the current political situation has not taken a day off. In fact, yours truly has been carefully observing the charade most will commonly refer to as "the Democratic candidate's run for office".

I've been around -- voting age and politically in tune -- since the days of Richard Nixon and Vietnam. Lots of water under those bridges, to be frank. Not since the utter failure of the Georgia peanut farmer was fully exposed by the greatest President of the 20th Century (for you liberal twits and illegitimate Americans, that would be Ronald W. Reagan) has this country been confronted with such a monumentally horrific candidate from the Democratic Party. The presumptive Democratic nominee -- a pandering racist and socialist from Illinois -- has been elevated to deity status by flocks of adoring lemmings, not only in the media, but in various communities that have clearly demonstrated American values can be devalued by idiots, yet remain unimpeachable so those very same idiots may live in freedom and prosperity. Legitimate Americans recognize the reality at play here: the last two Democratic candidates were fatally flawed and lost elections to President George W. Bush. Because of those losses, the Democrats could be running Kim Jong Il as their candidate (the existing nominee isn't that far removed from the Kim Ping Pong ilk) and the water boys and lap dogs (media personalities that allege no bias.....please) would trumpet his praises and slaughter the truth in order to gain acceptance among legitimate Americans.

Note to you liberals and others suffering similar symptoms of dementia: your boy -- the one from Illinois -- is going to get trounced in the general election.

Many conservatives may not share my optimism. I can fully appreciate why. Since time and resources are precious, let's cut to the chase. The Democrats -- their liberal/left wing base -- are beyond repair. So completely lost in pursuit of relevance, the Democratically controlled Congress has only immediate family (and a few landscapers employed by those family members) responding positively to survey questions about this Congress and its performance. So inept and feckless is the Pelosi - Reid cabal, issues surrounding the economic wellbeing and security of the United States have been dwarfed by the partisan attempts to bash President Bush. Every last one of these underhanded and cowardly affronts to the intelligence of Americans has been a miserable failure -- token political posturing by a frightened band of intellectual midgets. Need proof?

Google "Democratic candidate for President, 2008". There are few more unqualified to be President of the United States than the clown that turns up in your search. Not many, but, certainly, a few (Britney Spears and Paris Hilton come to mind as equally qualified).

If the liberals and left wing poodles among us think I'm being a tad too flippant, guess again. The pandering racist and socialist from Illinois is so dramatically unqualified to lead this nation, it has rendered the entire Democratic nomination and selection process into nothing short of a three-ringed circus. Every philosophical aspect of the Democratic effort is flawed beyond reason. Every plank in their platform is attached to a flimsy premise -- undermine George W. Bush at all costs. Of course, President Bush is not on the ballot, so the Democrats have fired their dunce laden volleys in what history may record as a magnificently Quixotic display of ineptitude. Even more laughable are attempts to portray Senator John McCain as a "Bush re-dux". The Arizona senator has not been a favorite among conservatives because of his "maverick" stands and legislative style, but any moron falling for this fallacious "Bush third term" nonsense truly needs to stand in line to hear the Democratic candidate spew some of the most useless and featherbrained rhetoric ever offered as campaign speeches.

I expect nothing from the Democratic convention in Denver (nothing but a rehash of Bush bashing and attempts to deflect the failure of a historically underachieving Congress). Democrats have no legitimate solutions to international terror, no plan to end dependence on foreign oil (see the posts of Brother Paul and I over the past few months to confirm this folly), and certainly no plan to end the never-ending cycle of dependence and bigotry inherent in a liberal's favorite pet project: welfare and entitlements. The endless barrage of predictable liberal talking points haven't strengthened the case for a single Democratic candidate -- more so in the case of their nominee for President -- yet, as we've witnessed each and every campaign season, the Democrats continually attempt to portray Republicans and conservatives bigots and slaves to corporate power brokers. Aside from the sheer lunacy of these thread bare slogans and fear mongering, Democrats are so desperate to be assigned legitimacy, they'll forfeit their credibility in yet another Presidential campaign, and, hopefully, forfeit their majority in the sacred houses of government (tongue firmly planted in cheek for that missive).

America can develop alternative energy while continuing to produce petroleum -- domestically. To listen to the Democrats tell it, all those billions of barrels lying in easy reach of domestic producers "will not have an impact at the pump". If ever there was a consortium of illogical humans attempting to pass themselves off as "informed and capable", God grant us the wisdom to ignore and ostracize every last one of them. Unfortunately, there are enough birdbrained citizens of this country willing to fall for every liberal platitude and paranoid delusion. Because of this proliferation of nitwits, there's enough of an audience to keep the dunderheads comprising the Democratic Party in the public eye.

Frankly, I don't want liberals to completely vanish. I much prefer -- as they slosh their way into the septic tank of history -- a few stick around to confirm why this failed ideology had to be relegated to insignificance. Legitimate Americans will always find points of contention and disagreement, but none that will bring us to a level that produces the levels of undeniable incompetence defining contemporary Democrats and their candidates. There are precious few reasonable and sincere Democrats; how dreadful they must feel during this campaign season. Their party, their credibility, and their political fate lies in the hands of a complete fraud -- the epitome of everything legitmate America rejects and despises.

Keep the faith, legitimate Americans. Do your part this campaign season. Raise your voice and cast your ballots. If you all turn out -- I pray you will -- the liberal tinpots and socialist designers will be overwhelmingly rejected, again. This time, let's make it stick.