First, hearty apologies all around for not being more active in these parts. Let's just say I've been very busy trying to avoid being completely wiped out by the insanity surrounding the foibles of Hopey-Dopey and his crew in Washington, D.C. When we predicted the demise of all things American after this band of morons took the reins, we did so expecting things not to be quite so bad so quickly.
Folks, we are enduring a national nightmare.
It didn't take long for Hopey-Dopey to turn a spate of government overspending into an orgy of debt and incompetence. Not only did the "stimulus" package fail to stimulate anything, it created an avalanche of consumer and business distress being felt the world over. Legitimate Americans recognized this massive fraud and staged protests -- none of which received near the media attention a Cindy Sheehan hunger strike might have. We've accounted for the media's complicity in all this madness, but it's high time legitimate Americans stopped being pawns in the liberal game. This country is greater than these liberal morons -- I fear we are being too confident in our ability to stifle their influence with "patience and grace". To be frank, it's time to begin the campaign of putting liberals on a fast track to the septic tank of history.
I don't blame the pandering socialist and racist currently pretending to be the Chief Executive of the United States for our dilemma. I blame lazy, arrogant Americans for ignoring simple facts about how this country provided this gaggle of liberals the ability to acquire power and influence in the first place. We've often chronicled the failings of liberalism and socialism, but, somehow, many citizens wandering in our midst believe some magical spell will be cast over the land, ending crime, pestilence, and corruption -- only if those placed in high office were actively demonstrating "compassion and understanding". This fantasy gets people killed. If that strikes you as a bit draconian, then you are part of the problem.
Recently, a very liberal citizen of my hometown wrote a letter to the editor of our local newspaper. Many of us here in the bastions of legitimate America were surprised to realize a truly dangerous and naive soul lived among us. In that letter, this clueless liberal moron described the architects of 9/11 and their al Qaeda benefactors as simple and misguided men, clinging to a set of ideals we didn't understand or fully appreciate. The letter went on to deride the Bush administration -- as we've seen these liberal pond scum demonstrate repeatedly -- for engaging in "enhanced interrogation techniques", suggesting such techniques were a gross violation of national ideals and values. It seems liberals believe our national identity is rooted in a passive, appeasing mindset that will not actively resist the type of horror inflicted by "simple, misguided men with ambiguous ideology". If America takes a pro-active posture against these misguided souls, according to these liberals idiots, we've betrayed everything this country stands for. I have never read or heard such unmitigated horse dung in my life.
We -- legitimate Americans -- believe in due process and fairness (note to liberals: notice there is no qualification standard in that statement -- it applies to everyone). Even the most hideous criminals are given their day in court. We point out this simple fact because a hideous criminal, captured and brought to trial, had to commit a hideous crime in order to find him/herself in the criminal justice system. We, of course, strive to protect our people from hideous criminals, but when we fail to intercept their scheme early on, someone gets hurt. We spend a king's fortune pursuing the perpetrator and offering that person every right available. However, as time and technology progressed, we learned how to stop the most horrific or hideous criminal acts long before they could be taken -- a process that is not friendly to the criminal element. Liberals find this pro-active posture disturbing because it involves doing some very nasty things to very nasty people. It may be jungle law to some, but it works to keep millions of Americans safe from being slaughtered in shopping malls or major sporting events (note to liberals: wherever large accumulations of innocent people might be found, a hideous criminal will be lurking).
Brother Paul has a long and distinguished career underway as a police officer. My family spent decades in the police business, and I can attest to the fortitude and patience those occupying the role of public protectors must possess in this day and age. Thanks to the same liberal mindset that believes al Qaeda is "misguided", thousands of Americans will become victims of violent crime today. Hundreds of women will be raped, dozens of children murdered or molested, and millions of dollars will be stolen or otherwise misappropriated. Before anyone believes I am stating law enforcement can prevent each of these crimes from taking place, I will make this declaration -- if law enforcement is given the opportunity to act in a responsible and pro-active manner, many of those crimes would be prevented. I can hear the liberals howling now -- how many "rights" do we forfeit to accomplish this fairy tale of public safety?
The same rights you forfeited yesterday. No...wait a second. You didn't forfeit any rights. How about the same rights you forfeited when the Patriot Act was enacted? Hmmm....you didn't forfeit any rights then. Let's spell it out for you liberal dumbasses: if I know you are going to break into my house, molest my children, then kill me, I'd be a complete failure as a citizen, parent, and human being if all I did was allow such a tragedy to occur. On the other hand, if I took action to prevent it from happening, we'd have a discussion about that action and how effective it might be deterring similar attempts in the future. I will not engage in flights of fancy depicting how I might intervene in a home invasion of the sort described heretofore, but let's just say the only things required for "post action" would be a mop and large bucket.
I could care less how upset a liberal might get hearing me say that -- or have them read it here. In fact, I openly insist that liberal is the reason why I am having to take such extreme measures in the first place. Once they digest the reality of that charge, the talking part is over. Legitimate Americans need to carry this simple logic to its fullest and regain control of the American destiny. Criminals and pond scum do not dictate our future. Liberals do not help people find jobs or enhance their lifes. Crazed ideologues from some third world hellhole do not rate the levels of diplomatic effort a common household cockroach might be provided by a can of aerosol repellant. Finally, the Hopey-Dopey regime must be negated and devalued at every turn. Do what you can, when you can, to end this nightmare.
Just another moment in reality brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Spider Dan.
Folks, we are enduring a national nightmare.
It didn't take long for Hopey-Dopey to turn a spate of government overspending into an orgy of debt and incompetence. Not only did the "stimulus" package fail to stimulate anything, it created an avalanche of consumer and business distress being felt the world over. Legitimate Americans recognized this massive fraud and staged protests -- none of which received near the media attention a Cindy Sheehan hunger strike might have. We've accounted for the media's complicity in all this madness, but it's high time legitimate Americans stopped being pawns in the liberal game. This country is greater than these liberal morons -- I fear we are being too confident in our ability to stifle their influence with "patience and grace". To be frank, it's time to begin the campaign of putting liberals on a fast track to the septic tank of history.
I don't blame the pandering socialist and racist currently pretending to be the Chief Executive of the United States for our dilemma. I blame lazy, arrogant Americans for ignoring simple facts about how this country provided this gaggle of liberals the ability to acquire power and influence in the first place. We've often chronicled the failings of liberalism and socialism, but, somehow, many citizens wandering in our midst believe some magical spell will be cast over the land, ending crime, pestilence, and corruption -- only if those placed in high office were actively demonstrating "compassion and understanding". This fantasy gets people killed. If that strikes you as a bit draconian, then you are part of the problem.
Recently, a very liberal citizen of my hometown wrote a letter to the editor of our local newspaper. Many of us here in the bastions of legitimate America were surprised to realize a truly dangerous and naive soul lived among us. In that letter, this clueless liberal moron described the architects of 9/11 and their al Qaeda benefactors as simple and misguided men, clinging to a set of ideals we didn't understand or fully appreciate. The letter went on to deride the Bush administration -- as we've seen these liberal pond scum demonstrate repeatedly -- for engaging in "enhanced interrogation techniques", suggesting such techniques were a gross violation of national ideals and values. It seems liberals believe our national identity is rooted in a passive, appeasing mindset that will not actively resist the type of horror inflicted by "simple, misguided men with ambiguous ideology". If America takes a pro-active posture against these misguided souls, according to these liberals idiots, we've betrayed everything this country stands for. I have never read or heard such unmitigated horse dung in my life.
We -- legitimate Americans -- believe in due process and fairness (note to liberals: notice there is no qualification standard in that statement -- it applies to everyone). Even the most hideous criminals are given their day in court. We point out this simple fact because a hideous criminal, captured and brought to trial, had to commit a hideous crime in order to find him/herself in the criminal justice system. We, of course, strive to protect our people from hideous criminals, but when we fail to intercept their scheme early on, someone gets hurt. We spend a king's fortune pursuing the perpetrator and offering that person every right available. However, as time and technology progressed, we learned how to stop the most horrific or hideous criminal acts long before they could be taken -- a process that is not friendly to the criminal element. Liberals find this pro-active posture disturbing because it involves doing some very nasty things to very nasty people. It may be jungle law to some, but it works to keep millions of Americans safe from being slaughtered in shopping malls or major sporting events (note to liberals: wherever large accumulations of innocent people might be found, a hideous criminal will be lurking).
Brother Paul has a long and distinguished career underway as a police officer. My family spent decades in the police business, and I can attest to the fortitude and patience those occupying the role of public protectors must possess in this day and age. Thanks to the same liberal mindset that believes al Qaeda is "misguided", thousands of Americans will become victims of violent crime today. Hundreds of women will be raped, dozens of children murdered or molested, and millions of dollars will be stolen or otherwise misappropriated. Before anyone believes I am stating law enforcement can prevent each of these crimes from taking place, I will make this declaration -- if law enforcement is given the opportunity to act in a responsible and pro-active manner, many of those crimes would be prevented. I can hear the liberals howling now -- how many "rights" do we forfeit to accomplish this fairy tale of public safety?
The same rights you forfeited yesterday. No...wait a second. You didn't forfeit any rights. How about the same rights you forfeited when the Patriot Act was enacted? Hmmm....you didn't forfeit any rights then. Let's spell it out for you liberal dumbasses: if I know you are going to break into my house, molest my children, then kill me, I'd be a complete failure as a citizen, parent, and human being if all I did was allow such a tragedy to occur. On the other hand, if I took action to prevent it from happening, we'd have a discussion about that action and how effective it might be deterring similar attempts in the future. I will not engage in flights of fancy depicting how I might intervene in a home invasion of the sort described heretofore, but let's just say the only things required for "post action" would be a mop and large bucket.
I could care less how upset a liberal might get hearing me say that -- or have them read it here. In fact, I openly insist that liberal is the reason why I am having to take such extreme measures in the first place. Once they digest the reality of that charge, the talking part is over. Legitimate Americans need to carry this simple logic to its fullest and regain control of the American destiny. Criminals and pond scum do not dictate our future. Liberals do not help people find jobs or enhance their lifes. Crazed ideologues from some third world hellhole do not rate the levels of diplomatic effort a common household cockroach might be provided by a can of aerosol repellant. Finally, the Hopey-Dopey regime must be negated and devalued at every turn. Do what you can, when you can, to end this nightmare.
Just another moment in reality brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Spider Dan.
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