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Friday, May 04, 2007

For those of you keepin' score at home, this is like "Smilin' Paul Villa 82, Algore 0." I say that because anyone with an ounce of common sense and objectivity can see that the former Veep is devoid of both. Let the record show that today, May 4, 2007 those of us fortunate enough to live in God's Country, or Northern Nevada as it is also known, had to scrape even more frozen fluid evidence of global warming off of our vehicles before work. This evidence is more popularly known as snow. Global warming is a scam folks. These same folks peddled the coming Ice Age to our mothers and fathers 30 years ago. If you believe that humans are causing global warming, well then my name is really Dr. Akiki Abu, I was until recently a ranking minister in the Nigerian government and I need some help in moving 25 Million USA dollars out of the country. If you can help me, please send me your name, DOB, address, bank account number, phone number, social security number and FAX number. No native intelligence is required but a belief in human caused global warming is helpful.

Folks, I would love to expound further on Algore's lunacy and traitorous nature, but I've got to get after supper. I'm gonna whip up some fried chicken this weekend and post the recipe. This chicken is so good, it'll make you slap your grandma as Larry "Bull" Smith would say. Speaking of the Bull, lib'ruls throughout the West were in cataclysmic meltdown last weekend. You see, while "She whose name must not be mentioned", erstwhile wife of IMPEACHED ex-president Clinton was campaigning in Reno, I decided it would be a good time to head South. Way down Vegas way, in the land of dust and lust, there was a conservative reunion the likes of which hadn't been seen in 11 years. Larry "Bull" Smith, Dan "Spider" Stanfield and your humble host got together for a weekend of adult beverages, cigars, massive steaks and conservative strategery. When I've got a little more time, I'll provide the particulars on that summit of conservative opinion-shapers. In the meantime, it's chow time and time to catch Fred Thompson on C-Span, I just might have a new horse in this presidential race. Stay tuned sports fans...

Smilin' Paul Villa U.S. Senate 2010
cyber-Congressman, R-Reno
Proud Member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy and 2 SUV Family


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