H-Hour draws near. Tomorrow I go on a mission deep behind enemy lines to do research for my next column. You needn't fear for me though. While I will be in enemy territory and while I expect to be bombarded by squishy liberalism at every turn, I also know that like MacArthur, "I shall return"...although in this instance the saying merely heralds a return to hearth, home and my keyboard, not the Phillipines. Upon my return from this perilous journey into California, I will post here my take on next week's recall election. Will Arnie steamroller to victory? Will Gray find redemption as a service station attendant? Can Arriana ever find happiness? Will McClintock become the new darling of the California right? Can Bustamecha pass an Indian casino without hitting the buffet and passing the hat? Answers to these and other compelling questions when we return....

Smilin' Paul Villa U.S. Senate 2004
cyber-Congressman, R-Reno
Proud Member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy and 2 SUV Family